September 2011
33 posts
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disgaea 4 review
nippon ichi releases disgaea 1 for the fourth time
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dead island review
it’s another fucking zombie game
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warhammer 40k: space marine review
play as a member of the raider nation and button mash your way right into a glitch
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gears of war review
play as big sweaty uncontrollable linebackers and run through the same video game cliches as the first two games
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mac miller – face the facts
dj premier and mac miller have a competition to see which part of the song could more boring
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girls: father, son, and holy ghost (2011)
if the smashing pumpkins traded all their instruments for pots and pans
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jessica lea mayfield: tell me (2011)
perfectly crafted background music for teen cutting
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pete rock & smif-n-wessun: monumental
pete rock & the fellas from smif-n-wessun scraped together a bunch of songs hoping they’d sell enough records to buy themselves each a pack of newports
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deus ex: human revolution
playing deus ex feels like jacking off before having to go to class in 5 minutes
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tyler the creator: goblin (2011)
tyler and company drink mountain dew and rap about stuff that never happened
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waka flocka ft. drake - round of applause (remix)
drake hops on this remix because despite what waka thinks in order to have rap song someone has to actually rap
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drake ft. rick ross - free spirit
drake is mastering the art of rapping without actually saying anything
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the rapture: the grace of your love (2011)
led zeppelin’s led zeppelin for homosexuals in their early 20s
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brooklyn's finest (2009)
watch your favorite african american actors shoot each other in the ribs for a couple hours
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wiz khalifa: rolling papers
funny that an album called rolling papers serves better use as rabit cage lining
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the man who fell to earth (1967)
what the fuck did i just watch?
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blu: jesus
the kind of music you make when you have more problems than dollars
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dragon age 2
dragon age two is one load screen and one copy pasted environment away from being a good game
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the game: red album
the game tries real hard to make his voice sound like nas while lazily rhyming through his encylopedia of black entertainment figures
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drake - club paradise
did you know: drake had a booth installed in his candlelight rose petal bubble bath to record this track
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pearl jam live (2011)
the sound of five dads dying
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cool kids: when fish ride bicycles
the cool kids took three years to make a mixtape
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curren$y: weekend at burnie's
your average curren$y project: he fills his mouth with peanut butter and wastes good beats
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virtual fighter five (ps3)
bargain bin filler, stocking stuffer, weed plate, ash tray, coaster, frisbee.
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kimbra: vows
it’s a great album if you’ve never listened to music before
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lil wayne: tha carter iv
lil wayne’s first album post-prison sounds like he got his bootyhole and rhymebook ran while locked-up
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kreayshawn - gucci gucci
a swift, timely reminder of why the entire world hates white people
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st. vincent: strange mercy
annoying harmonies descend into annoying harmonies until you feel like chilling in the garage for few hours with the car running
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luther series 1 & 2 (bbc)
idris elba is the black mel gibson in lethal weapon/bruce willis in die hard in the british version of silence of the lambs.
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adventure time (cartoon network)
the cartoon equivalent of being seven and snorting three pixies sticks.
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hunted: the demon's spawn (ps3)
fight orcs in a gray-brown environment then travel to brown-gray environments to fight larger orcs; better enjoyed with a good buddy
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big sean: finally famous (the album)
big sean borrows the title from his mixtape and all the songs too.
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kanye west & jay-z: watch the throne
two has beens spend 50 minutes reminding you how rich they are over shitty beats
